Worst Picture of 2009
All About Steve - 20th Century-Fox
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Paramount / Hasbro
Land of The Lost - Universal
Old Dogs - Disney
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen - Dreamworks/Paramount
Worst Actor of 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers - JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE
Will Ferrell - LAND OF THE LOST
Steve Martin - PINK PANTHER 2
Eddie Murphy - IMAGINE THAT
John Travolta - OLD DOGS
Worst Actress of 2009
Beyonce - OBSESSED
Sandra Bullock - ALL ABOUT STEVE
Mylie Cyrus - HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
Megan Fox - JENNIFER’s BODY and TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Sarah Jessica Parker - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS?
Worst Supporting Actor of 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus - HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
Hugh Hefner (as Himself) - MISS MARCH
Robert Pattinson - TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka) - LAND OF THE LOST
Marlon Wayans - G.I. JOE
Worst Supporting Actress of 2009
Candice Bergen - BRIDE WARS
Ali Larter - OBSESSED
Sienna Miller - G.I. JOE
Kelly Preston - OLD DOGS
Julie White (as Mom) - TRANNIES, TOO (TRANSFORMERS 2)
Worst Screen Couple of 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers - THE JONAS BROTHERS 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE
Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper - ALL ABOUT STEVE
Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star, Creature or “Comic Riff” - LAND OF THE LOST
Shia LaBeouf & EITHER Megan Fox OR Any Transformer - TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Kristen Stewart & EITHER Robert Pattinson OR Taylor Whatz-His-Fang - TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2009)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of The Lost
Pink Panther 2 (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon
Worst Director of 2009
Michael Bay - TRANNIES, TOO
Walt Becker - OLD DOGS
Brad Silberling - LAND OF THE LOST
Stephen Sommers - G.I. JOE
Phil Traill - ALL ABOUT STEVE
Worst Screenplay of 2009
(Bill's note: Lots of adaptations this year, just like the Oscars!)
All About Steve - Screenplay by Kim Barker
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, Based on Hasbro’s G.I. JOE® Characters.
Land of The Lost - Written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, Based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s TV Series
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen - Written by Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, Based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
Twilight Saga: New Moon - Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, Based on the Novel by Stephenie Meyer
Worst Picture of the Decade
(Special Category!)
Battlefield Earth (2000) - Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 8 (Including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Yrs)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) - Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 5
Gigli (2003) - Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 7 (Including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Yrs)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007) - Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 8
Swept Away (2002) - Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 5
Worst Actor of the Decade
Ben Affleck
Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES® DAREDEVIL, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, PAYCHECK, PEARL HARBOR, SURVIVING CHRISTMAS
Eddie Murphy
Nominated for 12 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES® ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH, I SPY, IMAGINE THAT, MEET DAVE, NORBIT, SHOWTIME
Mike Myers
Nominated for 4 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES® CAT IN THE HAT, THE LOVE GURU
Rob Schneider
Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 1 RAZZIE® THE ANIMAL, BENCHWARMERS, DEUCE BIGALO: EUROPEAN GIGOLO, GRANDMA’s BOY, THE HOT CHICK, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY, LITTLE MAN, LITTLE NICKY
John Travolta
Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES® BATTLEFIELD EARTH, DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE, LUCKY NUMBERS, OLD DOGS, SWORDFISH
Worst Actress of the Decade
Mariah Carey
The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% of ALL Votes for Worst Actress of 2001 GLITTER
Paris Hilton
Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 4 RAZZIES® THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE, HOUSE of WHACKS, REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Lindsay Lohan
Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES® HERBIE FULLY LOADED, I KNOW WHO KILLED ME, JUST MY LUCK
Jennifer Lopez
Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES® ANGEL EYES, ENOUGH, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, MAID IN MANHATTAN, MONSTER-IN-LAW, THE WEDDING PLANNER
Madonna
Nominated for 6 “Achievements,”“Winner” of 4 RAZZIES® DIE ANOTHER DAY, THE NEXT BEST THING, SWEPT AWAY
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- Bill
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3 comments:
Lame. I don't think anyone actually saw Land of the Lost because it achieved exactly what it set out to do. It was quite a success, minus the box office.
I really don't understand the idea of doing remakes as comedies - look what a huge hit STEPFORD WIVES remake was! The reason why the originals were hits, and loved today even though they may be cheesey, is that they were real movies - not parodies of themselves. I can see making LAND OF THE LOST and having a wise-cracking character in it and having fun with it... but not *making* fun of it. That's kinmd of crapping on the original audience. Of course, maybe we didn't need a movie version of LAND OF THE LOST in the first place...
My picks (though some should've been awarded to multiple recipients)
Worst Picture of 2009
Land of The Lost - Universal
Worst Actor of 2009
Steve Martin - PINK PANTHER 2
Worst Actress of 2009
Beyonce - OBSESSED
Worst Supporting Actor of 2009
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka) - LAND OF THE LOST
Worst Supporting Actress of 2009
Candice Bergen - BRIDE WARS
Worst Screen Couple of 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers - THE JONAS BROTHERS 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE
Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Land of The Lost
Worst Director of 2009
Phil Traill - ALL ABOUT STEVE
Worst Screenplay of 2009
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Worst Picture of the Decade
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Worst Actor of the Decade
Rob Schneider
Worst Actress of the Decade
Madonna
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