Monday, September 28, 2015

Lancelot Link: Novelties

Lancelot Link Monday! This week's links begin and end with Hitchcock, but in between are several links about the art of mystery and horror writing, with all kinds of tips from some of the top writers in the field... who are long dead! But their advice still works, right? Also a link to an article about self publishing novels, which tends to get a bit wonkish... but if you start with the bullet points you'll get most of the important information. So, maybe you you try writing a mystery novel? While you're considering that, here are this week's links to some great screenwriting and film articles, plus some fun stuff that may be of interest to you. Brought to you by that suave and sophisticated secret agent...




Here are a baker's dozen links plus this week's car chase...


1) Weekend Box Office Estimates:
1 Hotel Tranny 2.................. $47,500,000
2 Intern.......................... $18,225,000
3 Maze Runner: Larry Storch....... $14,000,000
4 Everest......................... $13,090,000
5 Black Mass...................... $11,510,000
6 Visit............................ $6,750,000
7 Perfect Guy...................... $4,750,000
8 War Room......................... $4,275,000
9 Green Inferno.................... $3,494,000
10 Sicario.......................... $1,770,000




2) MARNIE's Diane Baker On Hitchcock & Actors.

3) Interview With Nancy Meyers (THE INTERN) On Screenwritring.

2) Cinematographer Roger Deakins On Shooting SICARIO.

5) 2 Hour Interview With Robert Rodriguez On Indie Filmmaking.

6) Interview With Robert Zemeckis (THE WALK, BACK TO THE FUTURE).

7) The WARRIORS Come Out To Play Once More.

8) That Wacky Version Of ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU From The FX Crew's POV.

9) Should You Self Publish A Book?

10) 11 Tips From Horror Writers.

11) Raymond Chandler's (THE BIG SLEEP) Ten Rules For Writing A Novel.

12) S.S. Van Dine's (PHILO VANCE Novels, Lots Of Movies Based On Them) 20 Rules For Writing Detective Novels.

13) Hitchcock's YOUNG AND INNOCENT Novelist Josephine Tey - The Mystery Of The Writer.

And the Car Chase Of The Week:



From Hitchcock's final film.

Bill

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Monday, September 21, 2015

Lancelot Link: Tall Tales

Lancelot Link Monday! An eclectic mix of links from Tall Actresses to Towering Films to Big Deals in this week's links to some great screenwriting and film articles, plus some fun stuff that may be of interest to you. Brought to you by that suave and sophisticated secret agent...




Here are a dozen links plus this week's car chase...


1) Weekend Box Office Estimates:
1 MR: Scorch Trials............... $30,300,000
2 Black Mass...................... $23,360,000
3 Visit........................... $11,350,000
4 Perfect Guy...................... $9,640,000
5 Everest.......................... $7,560,000
6 War Room......................... $6,250,000
7 Christopher & James.............. $2,732,730
8 MI:RN............................ $2,250,000
9 Straight Outta................... $1,970,000
10 Grandma.......................... $1,595,820


After the #1 spot has been filled by STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON and WAR ROOM and PERFECT GUY, shouldn't BLACK MASS have been #1? BLACK MASS opened with almost the exact same opening weekend box office as THE TOWN (another Boston set crime drama). Coincidence, or predictable for that specific sub sub subgenre?

2) Short Filmmakers Wanted! (I'm 6'4", so I can not apply.)

3) Gwendoline Christie Is As Tall As I Am, And Looks Great In Armor! Here She Talks About The New STAR WARS Movie.

4) Rumors Of STAR WARS Original Cut Coming To BluRay... And Maybe Cinemas.

5) Tommy Wiseau Celebrates As ROOM Wins Toronto Fest's People's Choice Award... is Oscar Next?

6) Nothing Better Than A Writer You Know Making A Big Deal! Congratulations Terrance Mulloy!

7) Keanu Says: I Know Car Fu...

8) GOODNIGHT MOMMY Interview: The Film Has To Still Work After You Know All Of The Twists.

9) Record Sale At Toronto Film Fest? HARDCORE... shot with a GoPro.

10) NETWORK's Act 2 Outline And More!

11) Wait? They're Still Making RESIDENT EVIL Movies?

12) Posters For My Favorite Movies (Originals, Not The Remakes)

13) Emmy Winners List!

And the Car Chase Of The Week:



Speaking of "Car Fu"... if you haven't seen Derek Kolstad's JOHN WICK, check it out!

Bill

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Thursday, September 17, 2015

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Portland Film Fest: Day 4

Insomnia. I am exhausted, but can not fall asleep. I finally falll asleep 4 hours before my alarm will go off. Alarms are always a problem for me. When I know one is going to go off in the morning I have trouble sleeping. The earlier it’s going to go off, the more trouble I have sleeping. Which is stupid.

4 Hours later: Wake up, get out of bed, run a comb across my head...

The good news is this class is at Stage 13, a couple of blocks from the hotel. I walk there, deciding to grab a coffee at Blue Star Donuts like yesterday... except today Blue Star has a freakin line snakes around its lobby and poking out the front door. No time for that! I back track to the liquor store across the street from my hotel where I buy a Doctor Pepper... then head to Stage 13.

Where I am the first one there. Cool. I drink enough of the Dr. Pepper to feel the caffeine melting the cobwebs in my head and flip through to my pages on Pacing & Structure. Once again noting that I have no pages for tomorrow’s class. Somehow, they ended up on my desk but not in the binder. Though I can wing any class, one of the things in the class description for tomorrow are 25 ways to land you work as a screenwriter, and I need to actually write those 25 things down so I’m not trying to remember them. Today I can’t remember anything (lack of sleep) and the notes get me through the class. Pacing and structure are those things screenwriters fight against, and I don’t know why. Most of what I know about pacing I learned initially from reading books on writing novels. Novelists have no trouble realizing pacing is part of their work. Screenwriters always want it to be some magical artistic experience that has nothing to do with that other side of their brains. Hey: use both sides of your brain for best results!

Anyway, I make it through the class, grab some lunch and write yesterday’s blog entries, and then head to the Mission Theater to see a movie made by a FB friend. This is always a bit dangerous, because the film might totally suck and then you are stuck saying something like “Well, the locations were great!” or “It was in focus!” or something else that gets you the hell out of there before you might accidentally blurt out that it was the worst film you have seen in your life.

Adding to this possibility: Made locally in Portland, made independently, and here’s the description from the program: “A failed sculptor is about to end it all until he finds a strange talking hole in the wall.”

Sculptor sets off “artistic alarms” even before we get to the talking hole in his wall part.

Oh boy.

And just to add to the building dread... As I am walking to the theater on a pleasant overcast day, the sky just opens up and pours BUCKETS of rain on everyone. People are racing for awnings and I see people run to outdoor table top *sun* umbrellas to try and stay dry. One guy sticks his head under the umbrella and lets the rest of him get drenched. Gotta protect the hair and mustache! This is Portland!

By the time I get to the Mission, I am soaked. The note cards in my pocket have had all of the great ideas I jotted down turn into grey ink stains. The good news is that I put a fresh bunch of cards in my pocket before flying to Portland, so not much is lost and I manage to figure out what some of those ink stains used to say. But that was later: at this point in time I’m soaked. I get to the theater and people are standing outside. Why?

Well, the previous movie is still playing and there is no lobby in this theater. I think it was originally a live music venue with a projector installed later. So we are all standing under the meager awning waiting for the audience from the last film to leave so that we can take their place inside where it is dry. When the doors finally open, an instant line grows at the women’s room for all of the hairdo emergencies.

When I take my seat in the cinema, I am not in a great mood. Now I have to watch some filmmaker’s artistic masturbation for 2 hours....

DEEP DARK


Was awesome.

The movie opens with our hero Hermann as a baby in his crip as his parents hang a mobile over him, and the voice over tells us this is when he knew he was going to be an artist and what his medium would be. Cut to Hermann as an adult approaching 30, living in his mother’s house, making mobile art... and his mother thinks it may be time for him to get a job and leave the nest. When Hermann complains that his art isn’t selling, his mother suggest he call his very successful Uncle for advice. His Uncle is some sort of sell out who has schlock art made in some third world country and makes millions. That isn’t the path Hermann wants to take.

But his mother is kicking him out, so he makes the call. His Uncle Felix tells him what he needs is an artist’s studio... and he happens to have one for rent for only $800 a month! This is the very studio Uncle Felix was living in before he made it big... and now he has purchased the building. Hermann checks his net financial worth and asks if he can rent it for 2 weeks....

The studio is in the building’s basement just past the garbage dumpsters. And the studio is a dump as well. Dirty walls, an old dorm fridge, a mattress on the floor. But for 2 weeks, it’s his. Hermann buys 14 of the cheapest frozen dinners available and *numbers them* from 1 to 14, giving us a great visual countdown to when his time is up. The film is filled with great touches like this!

Another great touch is a crooked painting on the wall. Every time Hermann tries to straighten it, it goes back to being crooked when he isn’t looking. This painting *belongs* crooked... and the dirty wall shows that it has always been crooked. The clean spot on the wall is crooked, too.

The most famous art gallery owner on the west coast, Devora Klein, is judging an art exhibition... and the winner gets a one man show in her gallery. Hermann creates a mobile titled “Blood, Sweat & Tears” which consists of bags those three items (he’s been selling his blood for money). As Hermann hangs his mobile, he notices his artistic rival as a blank canvas... did he forget to paint something? But the rival is a genius: he has a pen and anyone who bids on his painting gets to sign the canvas... so that the winning bid gets to gloat over the signature of all of the people he beat. Soon the canvas is filled with signatures... and no one has even noticed his mobile... until tragedy strikes and it gets stuck in a ceiling fan spraying *everyone* with blood, sweat, and tears. Devora signs the rival to a one man show and has Hermann arrested.

When Hermann gets home, he is a complete failure... and decides to kill himself.

Until he hears a voice coming from behind that crooked picture.

A woman’s voice... coming from a little hole in the wall.

At first the wall "passes him notes"... It offers him a deal: he will become a famous artist as long as he loves the hole in the wall. WTF? Obviously he has lost his mind. The wall provides him with a goopy alien egg like thing that he puts in his new mobile... and Devora *wants it*... and wants him... and she sells it for a fortune. Hermann has made a deal with the devil (well, a hole in the wall with a sexy voice) and continues down this path into madness and weirdness.



The film is *beautifully* shot and almost every scene match cuts to the next, giving it a great flow. The dialogue is funny and quirky and we totally step into Hermann’s life and go along with him on this journey into madness. The film reminded me of Polanski’s TENANT in how it takes absurd situations and makes them believable. As that hole in the wall demands more and more from Hermann (yes, it becomes sexual), we are brought along and wonder what we would do... would you kiss that dirty hole in the wall in order to continue creating popular art? Or go back to failure? This ended up being my favorite fiction film of the festival, and writer-director Michael Medaglia is someone to watch. He’s able to take this odd art house story and make it accessible to a mainstream audience. Beautifully made, incredibly well written. Dude knows how to make a movie. Oh, and the cast was great.

Stayed in the same cinema (probably raining outside) for the next film...

PAWN SACRIFICE


So, the only reason why I stayed to see this film was that I was afraid it was still raining and the closest other cinema was still a few blocks away in the rain. I had circled another movie, but that’s before it was raining.

I’m so glad I stayed.

This is the story of chess master Bobby Fisher playing against Russian champion Boris Spassky at the height of the Cold War. A pair of government handlers played by Peter Sarsgaard (a priest who knew Fisher as a kid) and Michael Stuhlbarg (a CIA guy) think it would be great if prodigy Fisher (Tobey Maguire) *beat* the Russian World Champion Spassky (Liev Schreiber) and proved American intellectual superiority. Only problem: Fisher is insane and paranoid and impossible to control... so the two handlers have to play their own chess match with Fisher, trying to figure out how to be four moves ahead of his insanity.

Screenplay is by Steven Knight, who wrote DIRTY PRETTY THINGS and EASTERN PROMISES and wrote and directed LOCKE. One of my favorite screenwriters and he does a great job here. Direction is by Ed Zwick who, unfortunately, gives it a made for TV vibe at times instead of going all out when we’re experiencing Fisher’s insanity. I wish we had been brought into that insanity the way we were in DEEP DARK, but we remain detached. Zwick picks good projects but then does a workmanlike job directing them. Maybe he just believes he should stay out of the way of his actors... that worked in GLORY and COURAGE UNDER FIRE. But here it may have turned a potential great film into a really good one.

The reason why it’s really good: Tobey Maguire.



He’s a producer on this film, and I’ll bet he pushed to get this made so that he could play this role. It’s an Oscar calibre performance, and Maguire takes the character to the limits and way way past them. He’s so believable as being the mentally unstable genius that you forget the whole nice kid / SPIDER-MAN thing and fear this guy and fear for this guy. We have a whole generation of smart actors who can give great mainstream performances and then switch to something edgy as fuck like this and show that they aren’t just pretty boys. One type of film feeds the other. The edgy stuff brings intelligence to the mainstream work and the mainstream work brings an audience to films like this. I just wish the direction had been more like NIGHTCRAWLER and less mainstream... but what the heck. See it for Maguire.

The film probably played at Portland to get some publicity for its theatrical opening (Friday), but it was the kind of Hollywood film that can play at a film festival and fit right in with movies like DEEP DARK. Two films about disturbed geniuses.

After the movie there’s a block of short films running a couple of hours, but I decide to call it a night and walk back to the hotel and get some sleep before my morning class.

Bill

Monday, September 14, 2015

Lancelot Link: Color Blind?

Lancelot Link Monday! What do the past 6 weekends have in common? Here are the three movies that topped the box office: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTOPN, THE WAR ROOM, and THE PERFECT GUY. All three have African American casts. The old theory was that only Black people saw movies with Black leads, unless that lead was Denzel Washington. But these three films have either unknowns in the leads or second tier actors like Michael Ealy and Morris Chestnut. But all three have opened at #1 and then held onto that place (though this is the first weekend for PERFECT, it *did* beat M. Night Shyamalan's new movie which was heavily promoted). So here's the question: is the audience finally color blind? Do people not care about the skin color of the star and care more about the *story*? This is Michael Ealy's third movie in a row that has opened to $25 million or more domestic... doesn't that make him a star? He *does* have dreamy eyes. At what point does a studio cast someone like Ealy in a starring role, just because he's a good actor? When does Hollywood become color blind? While you're thinking about that, here are this week's links to some great screenwriting and film articles, plus some fun stuff that may be of interest to you. Brought to you by that suave and sophisticated secret agent...




Here are a dozen links plus this week's car chase...


1) Weekend Box Office Estimates:
1 Perfect Guy..................... $26,700,000
2 Visit........................... $25,690,000
3 War Room......................... $7,400,000
4 Walk Woods....................... $4,620,099
5 MI: Rogue........................ $4,150,000
6 Straight Outta................... $4,090,000
7 No Escape........................ $2,879,000
8 Transporter...................... $2,700,000
9 90 Minutes....................... $2,160,911
10 Un Gallo......................... $1,900,000




2) RIP: Frank Gilroy Award Winning Screenwriter Whose Charles Bronson Movie FROM NOON 'TIL THREE Is A Personal Favorite.

3) Ridley Scott On THE MARTIAN and ALIEN.

4) The Lost Marx Brothers Movie?

5) Barefoot In Park City? Netflix Reunites Fonda & Redford.

6) Trailer For First Person Movie HARDCORE.

7) Lessons From David Fincher's GONE GIRL Commentary.

8) The Connection Between CHINATOWN And AMERICAN HUSTLE. (David O. Russell Interview)

9) Juliette Binoche Interview.

10) How Their Micro Budget Movie Ended Up In Best Buy & Walmart. Great lessons for DIY filmmakers.

11) Warriors, Come Out To Plaaaaay!

12) Creative Arts Emmy Winners (Full List).

And the Car Chase Of The Week:



Okay, not a car chase... but there is a car in the clip.

Bill

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Thursday, September 10, 2015

Wesley Strick - True Believer

Will get back to Portland Film Fest Reports next week. Until then, this from almost 6 years ago...

Robert Downey jr is SHERLOCK HOLMES on screen right now, but years ago he co-starred in one of my favorite films you may have never heard of, TRUE BELIEVER. James Woods was the lead character, a larger than life lawyer who mostly defended drug dealers and almost never lost a case. Of course, he was an expert on legal technicalities. He gets a new law clerk (Downey) and a new case - an innocent kid accused of murder. Seems that it's more difficult to prove an innocent man is innocent than a guilty man.

I often use one of the lines from the movie to explain why that crap you see on screen is usually not the brilliance from the screenplay - their only witness is a paranoid mental patient who believes the telephone company killed JFK and says, "I suppose you don't know the phone company killed Kennedy because he was trying to b-break it up -- and they'll never let that happen. They control everything: what you say in the mouthpiece is never exactly what comes out the other end."

What you write in the script is never exactly what shows up on screen.

Here is an old interview with the great Wesley Strick on writing the screenplay for TRUE BELIEVER:



And, for a film you may never have heard of, it spun off into a TV show you also probably never heard of. Hits from the past, forgotten today.

- Bill
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Yesterday's Dinner: Baja Fresh - Mahi Mahi tacos (grilled), black beans, rice.
Movies: 44 CHEST - review to come.

Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Evil Dr. Klan Hires Deadly Ninjas

In KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE the Evil Dr. Klan says, "We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude."

These are the audition tapes for the fighting force...



- Bill

Monday, September 07, 2015

Lancelot Link: Labor Day

Lancelot Link Monday! There is a low budget horror flick named after almost every holiday, and Eli Roth managed to even do a silly trailer in the movie GRINDHOUSE called THANKSGIVING DAY which has killer Pilgrims. But where is the LABOR DAY horror film?

Though Labor Day is the unofficial end of "Hollywood Summer" it is actually a day where we honor hard working people... and it's a Federal Holiday which *used to mean* that nobody worked on Labor Day, and Labor had a day off. They could take a break that lasted longer than 10 minutes. But now, Labor Day is all about Labor Day Sales, which means the day we set aside to honor those people who work hard... ends up being the day those people have to *work harder* because of those sales. This makes no sense! Federal Holidays used to mean *EVERYTHING IS CLOSED* and now it means *EVERYTHING IS OPEN LONGER HOURS*.

I would vote for a Presidential Candidate who said they would make sure the CEO of any company who had stores open on Labor Day would be arrested and jailed. It ain't Management Day, buddy! While you're thinking about that, here are this week's links to some great screenwriting and film articles, plus some fun stuff that may be of interest to you. Brought to you by that suave and sophisticated secret agent...




Here are a dozen links plus this week's car chase...


1) Weekend Box Office Estimates:
1 War Room................................... $9,350,000
2 Straight Outta ............................ $8,850,000
3 C. Walken & James Woods.......... $8,400,000
4 MI: Rogue Nation........................ $7,150,000
5 Transporter DeStathamed.......... $7,130,000
6 No Escape................................. $5,445,000
7 UNCLE..................................... $3,445,000
8 Un Gallo con Muchos Huevos....... $3,400,000
9 Sinister 2................................. $3,377,000
10 Inside Out................................ $3,146,000


That is one slow Labor Day Weekend! Last year was the slowest Labor Day Weekend in years... and it did better business than this year! GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY was still selling tickets late in its run. Must be everyone working over the holiday so that they can't go to the movies.

2) Universal Pictures Makes Even More Money This Summer.

3) Aretha Franklin Has No Respect For Documentary, Halts Screening.

4) TRAINSPOTTING 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO is in the works!

5) TERMINATOR GENISYS' Success Is Made In China.

6) Ask The Fake Agent Ari!

7) Randall Wallace on writing BRAVEHEART.

8) First Footage From Malick's KNIGHT OF CUPS... turns out it is *not* a sequel to TWO GIRLS ONE CUP as we all thought.

9) More DREDD?

10) REAR WINDOW set built in miniature.

11) May The Force Be With Your Eye Shadow?

12) Seeing Red?

And the Car Chase Of The Week:



I was looking for a car chase scene with a woman giving birth, and couldn't find one! So no Labor Day Car Chase. Sorry!

Bill

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Saturday, September 05, 2015

Portland Day 3 (part 2)

The cinema lights go down and the movie begins...

TYKE: ELEPHANT OUTLAW

On August 20, 1994 the circus came to Honolulu, Hawaii... which is unusual. Few circuses come to Hawaii because it involves a long ocean voyage with lions and tigers and elephants. So this was a big deal. But on that day, one of the elephants Tyke killed it’s trainer and crushed his assistant (who survived) and went on a rampage, knocking over families in the audience as it escaped the arena and then stampeded down the streets on Honolulu causing havok... until it was surrounded by the police and shot 37 times until it was dead.

This was a really well made documentary that not only used archival news footage of the incident, they went back and found *home movies* of people who were sitting in the audience and even uncovered unused news footage of Tyke arriving on the boat from a story on the circus coming to town. They interviewed survivors, the news field reporter covering the story, some families in the audience that day, and many others who were there when it happened (including the wildlife guy tasked with removing the body of the dead elephant using a crane and flatbed truck). But the documentary also looks back at Tyke’s life *before* the incident, and the two times before where Tyke had escaped during the performance and run away from the circus into some city’s streets. News footage of that (no one was injured so it was used as a somewhat humorous story). And interviewed Tyke’s trainer, who stopped using the elephant because it no longer wanted to perform (the trainer was a very sympathetic guy, he used what would be called “gentle training” with Tyke while previous trainers had used bullhooks). One of the fascinating things I learned is that circus animals are usually *leased* from a wild animal company by the circus... and “warehoused” between seasons.

The doc also did a great job of showing both sides: The owner of Walker Bros Circus was interviewed about the use of animals in circuses, and had some interesting reasons why these animals *should* be part of a circus. Also a “dirty tricks” guy for the circuses who disrupted animal rights demonstrations was interviewed at length, including his anti-PETA footage and some hearing footage showing him. These two guys gave the opposing viewpoint, but when you hear about how unhappy the elephant was and see it shot 37 times on the street, it’s hard not to think that maybe elephants and other animals shouldn’t be forced to do tricks for our amusement... that maybe they would rather be just having an everyday elephant life.

The trainer of Tyke who was interviewed talked about how elephants really don’t forget, they have feelings and emotions... and can hold a grudge. Trainers who use pain to train animals often find themselves with angry elephants waiting for a good time to inflict a little payback.

The news footage of Tyke being shot is horrific. And the people on the street are crying like crazy because this was a majestic animal. It was pushed to the brink and eventually rebelled... A senseless death.

THE WHOLE GRITTY CITY

Where TYKE was very professionally made, this film often looked like it was shot on a cheap consumer camcorder... but the story and “characters” were still compelling.

Three high school marching bands from the ghettos of New Orleans prep to march in the Mardi Gras Parade. When I say these kids are “at risk”, I mean that some get shot and die by gang and drug violence in the course of this film. These three different music teachers each take it upon themselves to take these kids who would end up gangbangers and drug dealers and instead get them focused on music. Their world is still dangerous, but they don’t become part of that danger. The film goes into their homes: and some of the camcorder looking stuff seemed to be kids taking a camera home to document their home life. Each of the three music teachers feels responsible for their kids, and in the words of one: he doesn’t want to be their father, he wants to be their uncle... the guy you can go to when you are in trouble who isn’t going to punish you, he’s going to help you.

One of my favorite bits from the film is when this cute little 10 year old kid plays the trumpet for one of the music teachers and the kid is *amazing*. The teacher says that kid plays better than his high school kids, so when he gets into the program he’ll be a star... and probably end up with a music career. If he lives that long.

Even the high school kids end up “cute” because we are taken into their lives and see how awkward many of them are when they aren’t wearing their tough street exterior. These kids don’t see any future for themselves, and these three music teachers give them something to do, some direction, some discipline and responsibility.

The title sequence consisted of these great illustrations of the marching bands and the crime on the streets, and we are introduced to the young artist who tried out for band but his talents lay elsewhere... so he became the unofficial chronicler of the three bands. They introduce each band with one of his illustrations... and then we never see the kid or his illustrations again, and I think that was a mistake. One of my problems watching the film is I often got confused by which band we were watching (though the teachers were easy to identify, the classes contained a bunch of students and it was often difficult to figure out who was who), I think using an illustration of a musician in the band’s signature color in the corner of the screen would have helped.

Also, the story was unfocused. I thought the big scene where they march in the parade was the end, but the film continues for a while after that with some stuck on subplots. Yes, those subplots were powerful story elements (one having to do with a student who gets killed) I think they could have reordered the scenes and made the story flow better. Yes, the student’s murder came *the following year* of school, but it would have been better to play a little with the time line so that we could have a more focused a coherent story. Still, powerfully emotional stuff.

- Bill

Portland - Day 3 (Part 1)

The alarm goes off, but I just want to go back to sleep. Can’t do that because I have a class followed by a panel. Both are at the same venue, Stage 13 on 13th street... and the hotel is on 11th street... and Stage 13 is *2* blocks away. Maybe I *can* go back to sleep for a few minutes? Bad idea. I get up, clean up, head to class... passing a coffee and donut place along the way so I grab a coffee. Show up early (which is okay) and the great guy who runs Stage 13 (blanking on his name) wants to know what I need in the way of lights and sound and everything else. He’s doing this one handed because he’s sprained his wrist. They have a huge green screen area, and I consider asking him to green screen me into Hawaii for the class, but just ask for a light on my notes (when the house lights dim my notes end up in darkness. He sets this up right away. I feel bad, he’s doing this with an injured wrist.

This class is on Creating Individuals... and it began as “supporting characters” but evolved in the back and forth with Josh about what subjects people might be interested in. So my notes are still all about the supporting characters class. I planned to wing it... but I didn’t plan on being tired. There’s always one day where lack of sleep catches up with you, this was that day.

I managed to get through the class, and later some of the students told me it was great... so I guess I did okay winging it. Didn’t seem that way as I was doing the class, I felt like I was stumbling around.

When the class was over, I didn’t go anywhere... the panel was in the same room. The minor surprise was that they asked me to moderate, and I had zero time to prep for that. Always nice to IMDB the panelists first so that you know who they heck they are. The panelists were: Gordy Hoffman, who runs the Blue Cat Screenwriting Contest.
Randall Jahnson, who wrote DUDES, THE DOORS, and some TALES FROM THE CRYPT episodes.
Todd Trigsted, a documentary filmmaker who is doing a film on NFL concussions.
Lise Raven & Frank Bruckner, who just cowrote a film playing at the fest KINDERWALD. She is a director, he is an actor.

In the event you are ever magically turned into a moderator on a panel, just have the people introduce themselves. They know who they are.

I decided we’d just do Q&A with everyone on the panel giving an answer. Easy.

The interesting thing was that the panel was supposed to be on writing indie films, but ended up being more about general screenwriting. Lots of general screenwriting questions! This kind of threw me off, because in the “fantasy version” I was going to give a bunch of tips and techniques on how to stretch a budget at the screenplay stage so that you can make a much bigger looking film on whatever you manager to raise on Indie-Go-Go or Kickstarter. Never came up. Too bad.

In one of my danged classes (at this point the fest is kind of a blur) I talked about getting the submarine tour and crew Q&A for CRASH DIVE and STEEL SHARKS and how the other two production groups seemed to have done minimal research because they asked questions you could easily get the answers to just from reading a book... and I asked questions about *people* (the non tech stuff) which you could only get from the people who experienced that life. I felt the same kind of happened with the panel: people were asking general screenwriting questions which could have been answered by reading a book, instead of specific questions about indie writing where the panel assembled might have given some unusual answers. But the panel was for the audience, so the audience’s questions are what they needed to know.

After the panel was over, I realized the 4pm movie I was going to see at the Mission Theater wasn’t going to happen, because it was just past 4pm. So I made an executive decision and skipped the late afternoon movie to catch up on this blog and eat (um, for all of the food I bought to smuggle into cinemas so that I’d eat *something* other than cinema pizzas... I’ve eaten a lot of cinema pizzas) and go to the pair of films circled in my program at the Living Room Cinemas at 7 and 9 (ish).

- Bill

Friday, September 04, 2015

Portland Film Fest - Day 2, Part 2.

THE RESURRECTION OF JAKE THE SNAKE


One of the great things about the Portland Film Festival is that, instead of being centralized at one cinema, it is spread out all over the city, so no matter where you live in Portland there is a cinema near you showing films from the fest. So go see them Portlanders! But the flip side of this is that if you are the out of towner who is just here for the festival some films won’t work into your schedule because they are too far away. The first couple of years I was here I attempted to get from a film on one side of town, over the river, to a film on the opposite side of town... and was late or then realized there was no way I was going to do the whole thing in reverse and see a movie in the cinema where I started out. If film A starts at 7pm and film B starts at 9pm, there’s no way in hell you are going to make it across town in time to see film B... better off just staying in the cinema where you saw film A and seeing what shows next there.

Which is how I came to see THE RESURRECTION OF JAKE THE SNAKE. I was in the Mission Theater to see DARK CRYSTAL and could have raced to the Living Room Cinemas to see one of those movies, but worried that I might not make it in time. When I found out the line for JAKE was around the building and that now that I had my VIP badge I could take “cutsies” and just stay in the cinema... I decided to stick around. I grabbed the best seat in the house: corner balcony seat on the left side, which is where I watched Jason Momoa’s ROAD TO PALOMA last year. It’s right over the stage, great for the Q&A, next to the stairs (so you don’t have to get in anyone’s way if you need to go to the restrooms downstairs) and you get a great unobstructed view of the screen (no one in front of you). So I just stuck around.



This film was not what was circled in my program. I am not a wrestling fan (like that huge line outside), kind of never got into it. I understand it, I get why people are fans... I’m just not one of them. So I just figured I’d sit through the documentary and appreciate it as a movie (or not, if it didn’t work). The cinema *fills* with people. On the right side of the balcony there are *terrible* seats that face the left wall and would give you a stiff neck if you tried to watch the screen. Filled. Downstairs there are some sofas that are against the side walls, again not easy to see the screen: filled. This place is sold out!

Before the movie starts, UFC star Chael Sonnen comes on stage and introduces Jake “The Snake” Roberts, Diamond Dallas Page and director Steve Yu... and tells us they will be back for Q&A after the film, and DDP says they will sign every autograph and pose for every picture. Then the lights dim and the movie begins.

And this is the best movie I’ve seen at the Fest so far (writing this on day 4). Jake The Snake, big wrestling star, everyone’s favorite, had a secret alcohol and substance abuse problem, gets cut from WWF, and ends up kind of a pathetic mess... he gets a gig as the main event in some local wrestling bout, shows up drunk and downs 12 airline bottles of booze, staggers out into the ring and basically falls on his face without the opponent doing much. This ends up on TMZ, and Jake becomes a punchline. This guy makes Mickey Rourke’s character in THE WRESTLER look successful.

Retired wrestler Diamond Dallas Page sees this and realizes his friend (and mentor) needs help. DDP now has a successful yoga for manly men business and thinks some of the discipline elements of yoga might help Jake. Goes to see Jake... who is an overweight drunk who has basically burned every bridge behind him. When he was a famous wrestler he didn’t have much time to spend with his kids... and now that those kids are adults they don’t really want to spend much time with a loud drunk. This is the lowest point anyone can sink to... and what’s great about this movie is that it shows the struggles involved in digging yourself out of that point. DDP takes Jake back to his home and begins a long journey to get Jake sober and eating healthy and getting physically fit again. As Jake says, he always had his body (strength) to fall back on when everything else might be going wrong... but now his body is shot. He has a bad shoulder, a bad hip, he’s an old man. DDP gets him to start doing very simple yoga things, which are like hell for Jake. Gets Jake to quit drinking...

And the film shows the ups and downs of Jake’s struggle with alcoholism. The physical pain and deep rooted emotional pains make alcohol seem like a great temporary solution. One of the great things about this doc is that Jake bares his soul to us, tells us about his childhood issues with his father, all of the problems that drove him to be the best wrestler and now drive him to drink. Same problems.

This is the most uplifting film I’ve seen in years... and it’s uplifting *because* Jake’s struggle is not easy. He keeps falling down, and then has to pick himself up again. I cried several times, and I wasn’t the only one... this was a cinema filled mostly with manly men who love wrestling, and they were all crying, too. It’s an extremely emotional film. They did a great job of documenting Jake’s gradual evolution... when he steps on the scale and has lost a few pounds you cheer. When he finally gets back to his “fighting weight” and now has to see what he can physically do with this old body of his, it’s emotionally involving for us in the cinema (and I can say “us” because the whole audience was responding to this movie). I don’t want to spoil the film for you, because I want you to see it. Even if you are not a wrestling fan, this is a movie about a human being dealing with human problems. About a man who may have been strong on the outside, but had weaknesses within. And he fights his way out.

DDP comes off as a genuinely caring guy who helps Jake and fellow wrestler Scott Hall who was also in poor shape when his wrestling career ended. In the Q&A afterwards, one of the things that DDP urged everyone in the audience to do was help someone in need. If you have a friend who is in trouble, don’t ignore them. Yeah, friends in trouble tend to *be* trouble, but that’s why they need a friend to help them.



The movie opened today (Friday) at the Living Room Cinemas in Portland and will do a city by city tour around the country. When it comes to your town, see it. If you *hate* wrestling, still check it out. It's about people. Though this is purely selfish on my part: I want to see it again because it made me feel great. It made me feel that no matter how bad things get, you can always turn them around and get back on your feet. It’s a movie that shows you there is always hope. Always.

See this film.

Most of the people in that packed cinema stood in line for autographs and pictures... I decided to head back to the hotel and try to get some sleep.

More information on RESURRECTION OF JAKE THE SNAKE click here!

- Bill

Portland Film Fest - Day 2 (part 1)

The alarm goes off and I have to get ready for my first class of the fest which is on suspense and thrillers. It’s being held at the Equipment Rental house where most of my classes were last year, so I know right where it is. I’m running a little late so I decide to take the street car, since it has a stop a block from the hotel and a stop *right in front of* the Equipment Rental place. Except I can’t figure out how the ticket machine works. Figured it out a year ago, but have forgotten since. When I do figure it out (the machines have one set of buttons for everything *except* number of tickets... that’s a button much lower on the machine in a place where you aren’t looking) the street car comes and the machine hasn’t spit out my ticket. It’s a race against time! The street car doors open... the ticket starts printing... the street car doors close... the ticket finished printing... the street car zooms away. Crap.

Next street car: 15 minutes.

Okay, it would take me about 20 minutes to walk there. Wait? Or walk?

Well, I’ve had one cup of coffee, so I go to the Starbucks a block away and buy an iced coffee that I can sip in the class and get back in time to catch the street car... and now I am hoping the street car takes less that 15 minutes to get there because the class starts in 15 minutes. But at least I’ll be caffeinated, right? I come up with a clever line about keeping the class in suspense... when my phone rings. “Hey, your first class is in 10 minutes.” I tell them I’m on my way... and get there at about 4 minutes “early”.

The problem is, I know where I’m going so I don’t have to be early to find the place. Mistake.

But the class goes reasonably well (I’m never a good judge of these things). Now I go back to the hotel, dump my class stuff, grabs some of that snack food stuff, and head to the movies. I would have liked to have time for lunch or dinner or even dunch or linner first, but that’s not going to happen. This is Wendy Froud who did puppet design, creation and operation on THE DARK CRYSTAL along with a screening of that film... and there will be a line stretched around the cinema. I need to be in that line!

THE DARK CRYSTAL


Josh (Mr. Portland Film Fest) obviously has a thing for the Henson fantasy films because last year he showed LABYRINTH and this year he has THE DARK CRYSTAL. When these films came out, I was already and adult so my memories of them are that they don’t quite work as stories even though the puppet work was amazing as was the production value and cinematography. And that was true for LABYRINTH when I saw it again last year. Harry Connolly posted a message somewhere (twitter or FB or maybe his blog) that the novels of Edgar Rice Burroughs were some his favorites as a kid and one of the reasons he became a fantasy writer... but many don’t hold up very well as an adult. I have also found this to be true, but I wonder if that’s because I’ve been more discriminating (there’s a word) as a reader as an adult or whether I’ve just lost some of that childhood imagination and awe?

But the movie had amazing puppet work, and one of the great things about the Henson team was that they were always trying to do things with puppets that were “impossible”. Like Kermit *riding a bicycle* in THE MUPPET MOVIE. No CGI, that was some form of puppet riding a bicycle! Probably a marionette (if you know, please *don’t* tell me, I just want to believe it’s magic). And DARK CRYSTAL is filled with puppets doing things that puppets can not do. Sure, sometimes it’s people in costumes, but others times we have overhead shots of characters moving... and that’s not possible. Well, unless they ca,me up with some super imaginative way to make that happen. And that’s what’s amazing about this film now: no CGI, but many shots where you have no idea how they did that.

Afterwards Wendy Froud did a Q&A with Josh, and there were *very rare* behind the scenes photos of her and Frank Oz and the team operating Yoda. She had great stories of working on EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and LABYRINTH and DARK CRYSTAL. It was great to hear her stories, and both her husband (who did costume design on the film) and son Toby (who played Toby in LABYRINTH) were in the audience. Very cool. Yes, there was a picture of Frank Oz with his hand up Yoda’s butt (which LucasFilms probably would rather no one ever saw).

I also saw THE RESURRECTION OF JAKE THE SNAKE, which is so far my favorite film of the festival... but I’m zonked so I’ll talk about that tomorrow. Now I have to get some sleep so that I can wake up and teach a class...

- Bill

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Portland Film Fest - Opening Night Movie & Party

The cinema lights dim and the movie begins...

First up is a short film called A PASSION OF GOLD AND FIRE, a documentary about an aging beekeeper in France who has been searching for someone to take over his business... but every young person he takes on as an apprentice decides beekeeping is boring and they move on. The film is kind of a visual tone poem with beautiful shots of bees and smoke... and the old beekeeper, of course. It shows you how beautiful and meditative beekeeping is, and why this job *could* be interesting. It’s becoming one with nature, taking care of the bees who in turn take care of you (they give you honey). The old beekeeper worries who will take care of his bees once he’s gone?

Now to the feature, and we are told by Josh (Mr. Portland Film Fest) that there will be Q&A with the cast and crew when the film ends.

The film is BIRDS OF NEPTUNE, homegrown in Portland. The story is about two sisters who live in their deceased parent’s old house. Older sister Mona (Molly Elizabeth Parker) works at a stripper in some artsie place that makes the stip acts in FLASHDANCE seem smutty. She is all about the *art*. Um, okay. Younger sister Rachel (Britt Harris who actually looks older, but plays a high school senior), smokes weed all day and hangs out with her friend Shay (Lauren Luiz) in the old house. The house is completely as it was when their parents were alive, nothing has changed.

When Mona brings home a dude from a bar the bearded Zach (Kurt Conroyd) he becomes curious about some of the strange things in the house (just as we are) and the past of these two sisters. For instance: the upstairs bathroom is off limits, and seems to have not been touched for years after someone used it... there are a boy’s underpants hanging on a rack and everything is covered in years worth of dust. What? There’s an old family photo showing the two sisters as girls with their parents... but all dressed in robes like monks or something. What? There’s an empty bird cage in the living room. What? Both sisters are a little weird and offputting... is there some weird tragedy in their past? Just as we want to know the secrets, so does Zach.

Oh, the opening scene was Rachel in a clinic waiting room holding a “Wait To be Called Ticket” that’s #29, but when they call her number she leaves the clinic, gets in her car, and tries to wreck it. What?

While Rachel and her pal Shay are smoking weed on the porch one day, a 15 year old boy crashes his bicycle and they go down to see if he’s okay... this is Thor (Christian Blair) who Rachel and Shay take under their wing. Thor spends most of the movie just sitting on the sofa watching what happens.

As the story goes on, the two sisters just become weirder and weirder, and completely impossible to understand. Mona wear porcelain masks and talks to herself. Rachel locks herself in the basement and plays odd music on an electric guitar which consists of chords reverbed into sounds (she claims to be a musical genius who hopes to be accepted into Juliard, but... electric guitar chords?) or she’s in the garden where she has hundreds of garden fairies and gnomes and a weird shrine in the back she blows pot smoke at. They have so much mystery they are just strange.

Zach says he is a psychology student, then calls psychology a pseudo science... making me wonder if *Zach* was a fraud or if this was filmmaker editorializing. But whichever way, Zach becomes weird and has sex with both sisters and not only uncovers the family secrets but then uses them against the sister in some sort of controlling and evil way.

The film was beautifully shot and the acting was great all the way through... but the film was detached and sterile. The problem is: both of the sisters are *mysteries* so we can not identify with them. Zach seems to be our identification character, since he begins by uncovering the mysteries... but then he turns downright evil... and now there is no one to identify with at all. So instead of being taken inside the story and inside the lives of these characters, we remain outside the story peering in. *Everyone* is a mystery. No one is opened up to the audience so that we can care about them. It’s clinical. Stuff happening to those people up on screen that we can not care about because we are never allowed to understand them and know what motivates them. So we watch, detached, great acting a great cinematography. But we don’t care.

After the film, Josh does not return for Q&A and everyone gets up and leaves until one of the film’s crew grabs the microphone and asks if there was going to be Q&A and ends up moderating it. Maybe a quarter of the audience hadn’t already left.

In the Q&A I discover:
A) The guy who wrote the music’s mom was in the audience and wanted to make sure her son got mentioned.
B) Though the film wasn’t improvised there was a *year* of rehearsals and actors figuring out backstories for their characters which were then incorporated into the script.
C) The Director and co-writer Steve Richter said the film was autobiographical and he was “Thor”...

Which explains a lot.

I think this film would have worked had it been told from the Thor characters’ point of view. But there was *no* point of view, and that’s what made it seem detached. If it's your story, tell it as your story.

After the Q&A, it was off to the afterparty....

AFTERPARTY


Every year I mention the festival map, which is designed for people from Portland, but those of us who are out of towners (filmmakers) have no idea where anything is. It’s not a street map, it’s just a little map of the whole city with numbers on it which correspond to locations which have the street address. But you have no idea where the streets are, except maybe in the north west quarter of the city. That’s a lot of territory.

So I start walking to the afterparty. And discover some streets vanish for a block (etc) and soon come to realize that I am lost in Portrland and have no idea where this party is... I’m in a residential section. Not here. So I backtrack, deciding to just call it a night and go back to the hotel... when the star of the movie, Britt Harris, and her boyfriend turn the corner with a small group of people (including a cute young woman on a bicycle). They know the city and know where the party is, so I follow them. Hey, I was one street off!

Now we get to the party and I do not have my VIP Badge, and they won’t let me in. But I *do* have the Fest Program with my name all over it and *do* have my drivers license. That gets me in. There is free beer and some waitpeople with trays of horsdoeurves that get snatches away before they come close to me. The two ales they have are great ( http://www.rogue.com/) and I try each a couple of times to make sure. I can see food, real food, in the VIP section... but I can not get past the bouncer.

Then I spot Michael Dunaway who I met last year (we were on panels) and he has great news: he’s shooting a feature film with Peter Bogdanovich in the cast. He tells me the story and it sounds great. Meanwhile, the brisk walk and beer have made me sweaty, which means and attractive woman will now want to hug me!

And that’s what happens.

The beautiful and talented Kelly Richardson shows up and hugs me. I met Kelly at Raindance (London) a few years back where she was showing her *awesome* documentary WITHOUT A NET about a guy in the favelas of Rio who teaches street kids acrobatics and tries to get them jobs with Cirque Du Soleil. This was one of my favorite films that year, and Kelly brought her *dad* to London as her “date”. It was so cool for her to bring a proud parent to the film fest. When we were talking I discovered she is from the East Bay Area like me, so we’re kind of homies.

Her film was selected for the Portland Film Fest 2 years ago, and somewhere I have a picture of us walking the red carpet together (she didn’t bring her dad). She told me she was moving to Los Angeles and looking for work as a stuntperson (oh, she made her documentary because *she* is an acrobat, and found out about this program). I was going to introduce her to some of my stuntmen friends... but some are, um, horndogs, so it seemed like it might be a bad idea. She’s been living in Los Angeles for well over a year and the first time I talk to her is in *Portland*. I’m a moron.

Why is she in Portland? Well, she was in Vancouver working on a TV show... she’s Rebecca Romijn’s stunt double in THE LIBRARIANS and has worked on 16 TV series and movies in the short time she’s been in Los Angeles. Watch for her in WESTWORLD where she’s not just doing stunts, she plays a recurring character! I'm proud and excited! She's doing great!

Anyway, I was sweaty.

After another beer and a chicken skewer thingie (the waitperson made it all the way to us and still had some food on the tray) I said my goodnights and headed back to the hotel, because my first class is tomorrow *morning*. I don’t really do mornings.

- Bill

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Portland Film Fest - Arrival

So the plan was to write about the Portland Film Fest every night before I go to bed, but my classes are at 11am and I just got back from the opening night party... so things may be a day or two late.

PORTLAND ARRIVAL

Last year I had insomnia the night before I flew to Portland for the film fest and arrived a grumpy old man who just wanted to go to sleep... but it was opening night so I tried to stay awake during the opening night movie and then went to the opening night party and then, finally, crawled into bed with fewer than 8 hours before I had to get up for my morning class. Last year I also skipped all kinds of meals, one day having my first meal at a 9:30 showing of a movie... cinema pizza! This year I decided to do everything possible to get a good night’s sleep, and I managed just over 6 hours before I had to head to the airport... which was fine. Good even.

I flew into Portland and as I was getting off the plane, got a call from the guy who was supposed to pick me up. He had car trouble, and would be about an hour late. So I cooled my heels in the airport, next to a sign that said for $5 I could take a train downtown and it would only take 35 minutes. Of course, once downtown I wouldn’t know which hotel they were putting me in. I’d been in a different one both times I’ve done Portland before.

The fellow shows up in an awesome yellow Corvette and we zoom into town. He had left the paper with the answer to where I was staying in the car that broke down, so he had to call in... and the answer was the Mark Spenser where I had stayed the first time. The rooms is some sort of mini suite with a kitchenette and a little living room area. Nice. The kitchenette has a microwave and fridge, so I walked over to Target to get some microwave meals and some other food things I could bring with me during the day so that I wouldn’t have to wait until that 9:30 cinema pizza again.

Now it’s 6pm and I have no idea where Film Fest HQ is or where opening night is. I walk to where HQ was last year... and it’s not there. I remember seeing a program at the hotel’s front desk, and backtrack to the hotel and ask to take a look at it... and get both the HQ address and the location of opening night (Cinema 21, where it was year before last) and the time it starts... 6:30.

Now, I was thinking that it would start around 7:30. I was wrong.

I race to the HQ address, which is closed, and then race (on foot) to Cinema 21. The hotel is on 11th Street, Cinema 21 is on 21st Street, so that’s 10 blocks plus a few blocks over. I manage to make it in time, but I have not eaten and stupidly did not bring any of the stuff I had just bought with me. Oh, and I have no pass. At the front door, there are people checking passes. Opening night tends to sell out, and this is a local grown film... so lots of friends and family of the filmmaker. I”m screwed.

But one of the volunteers recognizes me from 2 years ago and she gives me a hug... I am sweaty as hell from speed walking across town and she probably wiped her hands off when I wasn’t looking. Yech. Why do people always hug me when I’m the most sweaty?

But I get in... and find the line for the snack bar... which is *huge*. I get in line, and hear that they have sold the last slice of pepperoni pizza. By the time I get to the front of the line, they have olive pizza... fine, and a large diet Dr. Pepper. $10 total (which isn’t bad for cinema pizza and a large drink). By now the cinema is full and I sit in the front row, extreme left seat. Hey, legroom! That legroom I didn’t get on the flight.

Lights go down and the movie begins...

More on this tomorrow.

- Bill
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