Top Five Worst Movie Quotes To Utter During Sex

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From April 15, 2003

The Top 16 Worst Movie Quotes to Utter During Sex

16> "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night!"

15> "All I wanna do is go the distance."

14> "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself."

13> "It's not a tumor!"

12> "I feel the need... the need for speed."

11> "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told."

10> "My sister! My daughter! My sister! My daughter!"

9> "Say 'hello' to my little friend."

8> "At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"

7> "We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."

6> "I can't hold 'er anymore, Cap'n!"

5> "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

4> "I call him 'Mini-Me.'"

3> "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious."

2> "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Worst Movies Quote to Utter During Sex...

1> "That'll do, pig."

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