Friday, August 10, 2007

10 Secrets About Bill

I was tagged by jen and UNK and M. Arthur and...

The rules to the game -- once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose at least 5 people to be tagged, list their names and why you picked them. Don't forget to leave a comment that says 'you've been tagged' and tell them to read your latest blog.

1) I know 57 ways to kill a man with my bare hands, but my enemies can rest easy because I always wear gloves.

2) I still work on a Commodore 64 with 5.25 inch floppy drive, but thanks to the latest laser printer, my work looks as good as someone who writes on some fancy, expensive computer.

3) For maximum efficiency, I always wear adult diapers. I am easily able to write for a couple of days before I have no choice but to change myself.

4) I worked my way through film school as a male stripper... mostly furniture.

5) The first movie that really touched me was Spielberg’s E.T.... and it touched me inappropriately.

6) I own 7 powder blue leisure suits... one for every day of the week.

7) I once wrestled a naked man in Reno... I was also naked - if you ever see me in person, ask me about this.

8) I never carry money, preferring to barter... I’ve done dishes in some of LA’s trendier restaurants... and my hands are still soft and delicate!

9) I was once bitten by a radioactive dung beetle... and now I have super powers that I can not discuss in public.

10) Just as a ship's captain can marry people at sea, I have married over a dozen couples who have taken a ride in the back seat of my Toyota Celica on the 405.

I think the problem is that everyone has already done this, so if you are one of the handful of people in the world who have yet to be tagged, please tag yourself.

- Bill

4 comments:

Fun Joel said...

Mark this moment folks. The king of action screenwriting has just written comedy!

"3) For maximum efficiency, I always wear adult diapers. I am easily able to write for a couple of days before I have no choice but to change myself."

That explains the odor from Blogger drinks at last year's expo!

S. A. Petrich said...

Bill, did anyone ever tell you you're a genius?

S. A. Petrich said...

Bill, did anyone ever tell you you're a genius?

S. A. Petrich said...

Echo. Echo.

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