Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Movie Mix Ups!

Someone on a message board asked if anyone had the script to BLADES OF GLORY, and I answered that I had the script to BLADE and the script to GLORY... would that work?

Okay, if you combined BLADE and GLORY into one story - BLADES OF GLORY - what would that story be about? What is the one paragraph pitch for that movie?

Just for fun - what is your movie mash up that takes two existing movies to create a third existing movie - and what is the one paragraph pitch for that movie? The comments section awaits your pitch!

- Bill

My movies continue to attack the United Kingdom...

M4M2 - Sunday 2/22 - 20:05 - Steel Sharks - When a United States submarine is seized by terrorists, a rescue attempt by Elite Navy Seals goes awry. The submarine crew wages a silent war beneath the waves in this tense undersea thriller.

Monday 2/23 - 17:30 - Black Thunder - When the world's most powerful stealth jet fighter falls into enemy hands, only one man can get it back. Starring Michael Dudikoff.

Tuesday 2/24 - 20:05 - Steel Sharks - When a United States submarine is seized by terrorists, a rescue attempt by Elite Navy Seals goes awry. The submarine crew wages a silent war beneath the waves in this tense undersea thriller.

You Have been warned!

- Bill

10 comments:

Cunningham said...

The half-breed, war-weary leader of a rag-tag army regiment must prepare his men (and women) to face a horde of vampires who threaten the safety of the world by unleashing an ancient blood god.

Richard J. McKenzie said...

It's a musical romp in this post-apocalyptic vision of one robot's journey from the lube room to stardom in --

"I, Grease Robot"

Andy Phillips said...

Quantum of Slumdog

A poor kid from the backstreets of Mumbai builds his own particle accelerator.

The Not So Great Gatsby said...

The Hunt For Red October Sky

Jack Ryan scrambles to save a group of teen Soviet model rocket enthusiasts fleeing from the KGB before the American military mistakingly destroys them in an act of self defense

rjschwarz said...

Road House Party

The philosophy minded bouncer of a rowdy club may have met his match when faced with a group of dancing urban kids.

Grant said...

The Good Thief, The Bad Lieutenant, and Coyote Ugly

A master thief
(Nick Nolte) and his crack-smoking policeman brother (Harvey Keitel) must save their family's bar the only way they know how: dancing provocatively for tips, one dollar at a time.

The Moviequill said...

an autistic savant rises from retarded obscurity to lead the nation and in the wake of a national tragedy, uses our fears to obscure his obvious faults while securing his re-election resulting in a recession and his historical placement as the worst President in American history in B. (for Babbitt)

ThrashTilDeath3 said...

AMERICAN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
A depressed suburban beast in a mid-life crisis decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation for his captive's attractive daughter.

P. Barb said...

2 and one's a triple movie score:

Two friends visiting an Alfred Hitchcock-themed amusement park must escape from a murderous, robotic Cary Grant -- NORTH BY NORTHWESTWORLD

A cigar-chomping God must prevent rival deities from muscling in on his Heavenly domain on the eve of his daughter's wedding: OH, GOD FATHER OF THE BRIDE.

Morgan McKinnon said...

SLEEPING with the ENEMY, RUN(S)AWAY with the JURY

"A perfect young beauty (Julia Roberts) lives a seemingly perfect life with her perfect husband in her perfect house by the sea. The reality however, is quite different: The perfect husband is a wife battering sadist and her perfect home a prison...until she devises the plan to fake her death and swim away.

She swims away, and into the arms of a lawyer (a *wannabe* prize-wrestler Mickey Rourke) who is in hiding and living in a trailer because he is wanted by the Feds. He helps her. When her crazed husband finds her...Mickey whips the perfect shit out of him."

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