Thursday, January 29, 2009

Zombies Invade Austin & With A Melon?

Yes, those clever zombies are back again. This time they are attacking Austin, TX... but at least it's being controlled:


And NBC has rejected a commercial from PETA for the Super Bowl. PETA asked NBC what it would take for the commercial to air. NBC suggested the following cuts be made:

:12- :13- licking pumpkin

:13- :14- touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli

:19- pumpkin from behind between legs

:21- rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin

:22- screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)

:23- asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina

:26- licking eggplant

:26- rubbing asparagus on breast

- Bill


Grant said...

That's be a great way to start a zombie movie.

The yuppie couple is on their way back from the camping trip. The guy talking about how it's going to take two days just to catch up on his work email. They see the first sign.

The guy laughs about it. Talk about the blog or the article on boingboing where they saw how the hackers were doing that. The wife isn't amused. What if there's a wreck because some real warning got erased.

More signs. More urgent messages. The debate continues. The next signs read "WHAT PART OF 'ZOMBIE' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, S***HEAD?" and "WE TOLD YOU TO TURN AROUND YOU STUPID FRAKS!" Okay, now the guy agrees that it's gone too far. Kids see that.

They pull over a hill. Traffic jam. But the weird thing is that all the cars are empty. Doors are open. Guy gets out to investigate. (Don't they watch horror movies? Oh, that's right, they read the New Yorker instead.)

Swarm of zombies attacks.


wcmartell said...

But how do we tie in the pumpkin licking?

Christina said...

It's no fun without actually watching the commercial.


I love the Zombie thing - that is a prank I would participate in.

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