Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Ten Worst List - Empire Magazine

Here is Empire Magazine's list of the 10 most disastrous movies ever made: (

1. "Batman and Robin" starring George Clooney, Alicia Silverstone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman

2. "Battlefield Earth" (2000) starring John Travolta, Forest Whitaker

3. "The Love Guru" (2008) with Mike Myers

4. "Raise the Titanic" (1980) with Jason Robards, David Selby

5. "Epic Movie" (2007)

6. "Heaven's Gate" (1980)

7. "Sex Lives of the Potato Men" (2004)

8. "The Happening" (2008) with Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel

9. "Highlander 2: The Quickening" (1991)

10. "The Room" (2003)

Somehow, I missed making the list... and missed seeing SEX LIVES OF THE POTATO MEN. I own two of these movies on video.

- Bill





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Richard J. McKenzie said...

Yahoo has a nice list of box office bombs.

Howard the Duck
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Town and Country
Cutthroat Island
The Postman
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Zyzzyzx Road (budget $2 million, gate $ 30 - as in 30 dollars)
Meet Dave
Speed Racer
Hudson Hawk

I have to stop now, before I choke to death laughing.

Ryan Mullaney said...

I don't think something like Epic Movie can be considered a disaster since it has no chance to be good in the first place.

Now take something that has every chance in the world to be great, but ended up being a total and complete failure of cinema - Terminator: Salvation, The Matrix Reloaded, Pirates 2 and 3...THOSE are the real disasters.

Chance said...

Any list like this that does not put The Room at the top loses all credibility. The Room, perhaps my favorite movie of all time, is the biggest piece of shit on earth. It is gloriously horrific. The other movies on the list are bad for this reason or that. The Room is bad for every reason. The acting, writing, effects, soundtrack, casting, lighting, sound, establishing shots, timing, pacing, logic - literally every single component of any movie are all significantly worse than anything else out there. It is a masterpiece of shit. It's the greatest movie ever.

Hugo Fuchs said...

1. I agree that it's bad, though not number one for me.

2. Well, the tongue was good.

3. Not viewed but agreeing

4. I watched ESB instead.

5. Bestiality jokes that aren't funny.

6. I Watched ESB again instead.

7. That sounds like a documentary or a youtube video.

8. Not bad, but more like straight to DVD instead.

9. Agreed. Surpassed in horribleness only by Highlander: The Source.

10. And the sequels, the hall, the garage, and the deck.

Anonymous said...

Basic Instinct 2? or did that one make money overseas

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