In the rectum of a Malaysian monkey along with 2 kilos of uncut heroin... Ouch! Somone was trying to smuggle the monkey into Hong Kong dressed as a toddler and security noticed...
Actually, it was found on the plane, taken to lost & found, where I could have picked it up... except lost & found is is the secure area of the airport, so I'd need a boarding pass to get it, unless I wanted to wait 45 minutes for someone to come out with it. I decided to try Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits in Hong Kong. Chicken - okay, Biscuits - not so good.
Phone - back. Doesn't work over here, except as a camera.
- Bill
2 comments:
"Doesn't work over here, except as a camera." Ah yes, another example of how the US of A is out of synch with the rest of the world. Your cell phone doesn't work, you can't plug anything in (without an adapter), and you have to think twice when the date is expressed a 19.3.2007--as though you have fallen into some sci-fi alternative universe. Jet lag intensifies this feeling.
Doesn't matter--because ultimately, traveling rocks.
Though travelling care-free with no phone sounds fun, travelling care-free knowing you have your phone (& it doesn't work) sounds a relief.
Hope you catchup your energies before you let rip with inspiration out there.
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