Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Shady Producers

So, today's Script Tip is on your first script sale with all kinds of warnings about producers who may seem a little shady. Like this guy...

Unlucky Producer? Or Fraud?

- Bill


Richard J. McKenzie said...

Zero Mostel is not around, Gene Wilder is too old (Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane are possibilities, if I could only meet them), so who should play the part of this NON-PRODUCER in the movie for which I am currently raising money not to produce?
(Hurry! Investment opportunities are fleeting and imaginary!)

Here are some songs I am writing for the musical version (actually I'm stealing them from the Billboard's Top 100 hits, but shhhh!)

Give me Everything
Rolling in the Deep
Just can't get enough
Hustle Hard

This movie is scheduled for pre-pre-pre-production in the not-so-near future.
Send me money now! You have my personal guranatee that one of us will get rich.

Cllr Keith Martin said...

Hi Bill,

Did you ever blog about your decision to turn down "Angels and Demons"?

Just curious!

wcmartell said...

I tell Ron Howard to go to hell!

Cllr Keith Martin said...

Hi Bill,

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend"

Bill Martell, the man who shot Ron Howard down!

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