Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Movie Mix Ups!

Someone on a message board asked if anyone had the script to BLADES OF GLORY, and I answered that I had the script to BLADE and the script to GLORY... would that work?

Okay, if you combined BLADE and GLORY into one story - BLADES OF GLORY - what would that story be about? What is the one paragraph pitch for that movie?

Just for fun - what is your movie mash up that takes two existing movies to create a third existing movie - and what is the one paragraph pitch for that movie? The comments section awaits your pitch!

- Bill

My movies continue to attack the United Kingdom...

M4M2 - Sunday 2/22 - 20:05 - Steel Sharks - When a United States submarine is seized by terrorists, a rescue attempt by Elite Navy Seals goes awry. The submarine crew wages a silent war beneath the waves in this tense undersea thriller.

Monday 2/23 - 17:30 - Black Thunder - When the world's most powerful stealth jet fighter falls into enemy hands, only one man can get it back. Starring Michael Dudikoff.

Tuesday 2/24 - 20:05 - Steel Sharks - When a United States submarine is seized by terrorists, a rescue attempt by Elite Navy Seals goes awry. The submarine crew wages a silent war beneath the waves in this tense undersea thriller.

You Have been warned!

- Bill

10 comments:

  1. The half-breed, war-weary leader of a rag-tag army regiment must prepare his men (and women) to face a horde of vampires who threaten the safety of the world by unleashing an ancient blood god.

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  2. It's a musical romp in this post-apocalyptic vision of one robot's journey from the lube room to stardom in --

    "I, Grease Robot"

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  3. Quantum of Slumdog

    A poor kid from the backstreets of Mumbai builds his own particle accelerator.

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  4. The Hunt For Red October Sky

    Jack Ryan scrambles to save a group of teen Soviet model rocket enthusiasts fleeing from the KGB before the American military mistakingly destroys them in an act of self defense

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  5. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Road House Party

    The philosophy minded bouncer of a rowdy club may have met his match when faced with a group of dancing urban kids.

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  6. The Good Thief, The Bad Lieutenant, and Coyote Ugly

    A master thief
    (Nick Nolte) and his crack-smoking policeman brother (Harvey Keitel) must save their family's bar the only way they know how: dancing provocatively for tips, one dollar at a time.

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  7. Anonymous3:50 AM

    an autistic savant rises from retarded obscurity to lead the nation and in the wake of a national tragedy, uses our fears to obscure his obvious faults while securing his re-election resulting in a recession and his historical placement as the worst President in American history in B. (for Babbitt)

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  8. Anonymous5:31 AM

    AMERICAN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
    A depressed suburban beast in a mid-life crisis decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation for his captive's attractive daughter.

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  9. 2 and one's a triple movie score:

    Two friends visiting an Alfred Hitchcock-themed amusement park must escape from a murderous, robotic Cary Grant -- NORTH BY NORTHWESTWORLD

    A cigar-chomping God must prevent rival deities from muscling in on his Heavenly domain on the eve of his daughter's wedding: OH, GOD FATHER OF THE BRIDE.

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  10. SLEEPING with the ENEMY, RUN(S)AWAY with the JURY

    "A perfect young beauty (Julia Roberts) lives a seemingly perfect life with her perfect husband in her perfect house by the sea. The reality however, is quite different: The perfect husband is a wife battering sadist and her perfect home a prison...until she devises the plan to fake her death and swim away.

    She swims away, and into the arms of a lawyer (a *wannabe* prize-wrestler Mickey Rourke) who is in hiding and living in a trailer because he is wanted by the Feds. He helps her. When her crazed husband finds her...Mickey whips the perfect shit out of him."

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