Friday, February 27, 2009

Movies On The Radio

On Wednesday I was a guest on the Screenwriter’s Utopia radio show. I think I may have been one of Chris’ first interviews on his website over a decade ago, so it was kind of cool. The subject was The Oscars, so I did some research and made sure I was prepared, with notes set out in front of me when I called in...

I like to be prepared. I was on some panel a few years back on some subject that I had an opinion on, but didn’t really know much outside of my personal experience... so I hit the books and did some research and had some great notes on the subject so that I could sound like an expert. Let’s face it, we all have opinions on all kinds of things we don’t know a damn thing about. This stimulus package? Hey - any money given out for infrastructure projects should only be used on *existing* roads and bridges and stuff - no new stuff! The new stuff can be pork! But, I actually know nothing about any of that stuff... I just have an opinion. We all have opinions, and they are all worthless. Only the facts count. What I believe doesn’t matter - the truth is what matters. So I made sure I wasn’t talking out of my backside and had the facts... and probably should have handed my notes to the moderator, because after we introduced ourselves he threw it open to questions and the very first question was off topic and the whole discussion never even touched on the subject of the panel... and all of my research went to waste.

And, true to form, after a couple of Oscar questions... the subject changed to me. Now, this is my least favorite subject. If you read my article in the new issue of Script Magazine, it’s all about two movies - not about me. When I wrote that out of print book the note I got from everyone was “more personal stories”... I argued that I’m not William Goldman, but everyone said I have such funny stories about how my scripts got screwed up, I should include a couple. When I first began doing classes (at Raindance) they were all about writing screenplays with nothing about me or my experiences... except the Q&A section of the class ended up being all questions about my experiences and my writing and “how did you sell your first script”, etc. So the class evolved to include some horror stories...

I think I’m a boring subject.

I was also not prepared to talk about myself.

And in a class or in a script tip or whatever - when I talk about some experience I’ve had on the front lines in the world of writing the screenplays you would not want to have on your resume, I do it to *illustrate some aspect of screenwriting*. Just like my subscription to Playboy, references to my career are strictly for educational purposes.

So when they began asking me questions about my so called career without any noticeable educational purpose, I had no idea where it was going an no idea how to form my answer. And sometimes when the purpose of the question became clear, I realized I had given the completely wrong answer... They asked me about breaking in through direct to video movies, and I gave the factual answer - the middle has completely dropped out of the DTV business, leaving studio sequels (AMERICAN PIE 27: STIFFLER’S MOM GOES TO BAND CAMP) and movies made for pocket change by Asylum. The studio sequels are studio movies - and getting that job is the same as getting any other studio screenwriting job (not easy). The surviving low end D2DVD guys like Asylum make movies for next to nothing and pay writers a couple thousand bucks (or less) for the script and rewrites. You can’t make a living doing that. And with DVD sales flat right now (bad economy, people are renting more than buying) the DVD world is even more difficult to break in to, because they will probably be making fewer original DVDs until this whole economy thing gets straightened out. Anyway, that was not the answer they wanted to hear - I think they wanted to know some easy way to break in. Instead, I was Debbie Downer.

Then I said, if some company like Asylum is only going to pay you $1k for your script, you’re better off making the film yourself... And that was not the answer they wanted, either. As someone who frequently stresses that money is supposed to flow *to* the screenwriter (rather than away from the screenwriter into someone else’s pocket), I understand their POV.

Anyway, all kinds of things that were not the Oscars were discussed, but it came off more the free-form screenwriting conversation I might have in the Driskill Bar during the Austin Film Festival after several beers (though, no alcohol was consumed during the radio interview). One of the reasons why I prefer doing online interviews than “talkers” is because I can come up with a good answer, instead of fumbling around for a while until I come up with a good answer... if I ever do. And, I guess, because as a writer - I would rather *write* the answers. But it was relatively painless, and I hope to be a guest on the show again sometime in the future.

Damn! This whole blog entry ended up about me!

I’m still trying to get caught up - I have a bunch of things on the To Do List, and it keeps growing. I have a bunch of half written blog entries that I need to finish...

- Bill
IMPORTANT UPDATE:

TODAY'S SCRIPT TIP: Character Secrets - and The Tuxedo.
Yesterday’s Dinner: McD's - on the bicycle - The bacon angus burger.

Bicycle: I only slept 4 hours on Monday night, and had the same problem on Wednesday night... so Tuesday and Thursday were just screwed up. Instead of getting on the bicycle and trying to get some blood flowing, I sat around and ate a bunch of junk food. Making me feel even worse. So today (Friday), having slept okay last night, I decided to take an epic bike ride. Actually, I never decided... I was sitting in one Starbucks and decided to ride to another Starbucks, and just kept riding. There’s a Circuit City in Van Nuys, and DVDs are 60% off, and there’s a bike path that goes from the North Hollywood subway station across the valley, so I just started riding. It's not a short ride. Once I got to Circuit City - sweaty - I went to the DVD racks... picked over, not much left. Lots of copies of HANCOCK and CRYSTAL SKULL (I mean *lots*) and as the guy on the other side of the aisle joked to his buddy, Nic Cage movies were over represented, there really wasn’t anything I wanted. But at 60% off, I grabbed that DMX Iceberg Slim movie - $4 - and stood in the never-ending line... which suddenly came to a dead stop when the cashier’s day came to an end and her replacement hadn’t arrived, yet. Ten minutes later the guy shows, and after all kinds of drama, he starts doing his job and the line starts moving again. And I pay my $4 and can get back on my bike and ride home... except I stop at this Starbucks about 3/4s of the way home to rest and check my e-mail and type up this blog entry. Now I’m going to ride the rest of the way home - I think my legs are ready for it. Anyway - a good bike ride today.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Pitch Your Script In 5 Words

The greatest thread ever on the Done Deal website is getting close to 2,000 posts. It was started over a year ago by Quazworld with the simple title "Pitch your script in 5 words". Since then people have posted both serious 5 word pitches and completely silly joke 5 word pitches - but here's what is amazing: even the joke 5 word pitches are 5 word pitches that work! They're just for silly stories. So it's almost "tell a joke in 5 words" - which is also a major challenge. The jokes are all the worst movie ideas you could think of... but when you can make liquids spurt from my nose with only 5 words, you should be a writer.

Here was my post, the first day of the thread...

Pitch your script in 5 words:

Bomb ticking *inside* man.

(That's four)

Serial Killer's shadow stalks reporter.

Victim's kid reincarnation tracks killer.

Spy enters dreamworld, uncovers attack plan.

(Crap! Six.)

Innocent is assassin after CGI.

James Bond - amatuer detective's butler.

Ex-Quarterback vs. Drug Runners in Key West.

(I'm taking Key West as one word - I could sub Florida)

Time Travel Theives change past.

Girl's glue horse wins rodeo.

Four security cameras - Four killers?

Family reunion with half-gator cousin.

PS: Some of these scripts are on my website.

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Okay, now it's your turn to pitch your story in 5 words in the comment section. Have fun!

- Bill

PS: Sorry I haven't been blogging as much, I've been trying to get caught up.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Movie Mix Ups!

Someone on a message board asked if anyone had the script to BLADES OF GLORY, and I answered that I had the script to BLADE and the script to GLORY... would that work?

Okay, if you combined BLADE and GLORY into one story - BLADES OF GLORY - what would that story be about? What is the one paragraph pitch for that movie?

Just for fun - what is your movie mash up that takes two existing movies to create a third existing movie - and what is the one paragraph pitch for that movie? The comments section awaits your pitch!

- Bill

My movies continue to attack the United Kingdom...

M4M2 - Sunday 2/22 - 20:05 - Steel Sharks - When a United States submarine is seized by terrorists, a rescue attempt by Elite Navy Seals goes awry. The submarine crew wages a silent war beneath the waves in this tense undersea thriller.

Monday 2/23 - 17:30 - Black Thunder - When the world's most powerful stealth jet fighter falls into enemy hands, only one man can get it back. Starring Michael Dudikoff.

Tuesday 2/24 - 20:05 - Steel Sharks - When a United States submarine is seized by terrorists, a rescue attempt by Elite Navy Seals goes awry. The submarine crew wages a silent war beneath the waves in this tense undersea thriller.

You Have been warned!

- Bill

Monday, February 16, 2009

New Steven Seagal Movie

Before we get to today's action flick trailer, I just have to mention that FRIDAY THE 13th broke all kinds of records over the weekend. It made $19 million on Friday alone, which is more than it cost to make. For the standard Fri-Sat-Sun weekend it made over $40 million, which is the biggest opening weekend for a horror remake ever. And it ended the holiday weekend with over $45.2 million (estimates, real numbers to come as soon as they finish counting up all of that money). Hey, box office is still up (President's Day Weekend up 32% over last year) and ticket sales are still 20% higher than last year - everyone is going to the movies. That's great for all of us.

But this redoodle of FRIDAY THE 13th is good for *me* because my big remake project has the same producer (he's produced many other movies, but I care mostly about mine), and with F13 being hot, I hope my project will get fast tracked onto the big production boards. And that might nudge some of these other circling scripts onto studio landing strips. Heck, maybe I'll even get an agent out of it.

Now to the trailer for the Steven Seagal film I wish that I had written...


Don't you wish you had written that?

- Bill
IMPORTANT UPDATE:

TODAY'S SCRIPT TIP: SHOULD I WORRY ABOUT RATINGS?.
Yesterday’s Dinner: Subway.
Bicycle: It's been raining like crazy in Los Angeles, so I haven't been on the bike in a while... and when you add in the holidays, I'm getting fatter just typing this. So Saturday we had a dry day and I took a long bike ride... and Sunday my legs were painful jello. We have more rain coming, but I need to get my legs back in shape before they turn to permanent jello.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Record Ticket Sales In January

From an AP story on this weekend's box office numbers...

North American box office revenues were up nearly 20 percent in January over the same period last year, reaching a record $1.03 billion for the month. Attendance was up 16 percent over last year, said Paul Dergarabedian, president of box-office tracker Media by Numbers.

"This is exactly how you want to start a year," Dergarabedian said Sunday. "I think people feel movies are a good value for their dollar. Going to a movie is a habit people aren't willing to break."


Hey, money may be tight but movies are doing well - someone tell Wall Street!

And that's not just a record January as far as money is concerned - it's a record for *ticket sales* - which means more people are going to the movies!


- Bill
IMPORTANT UPDATE:

TODAY'S SCRIPT TIP: INTERESTING PROTAGS - Making your Protagonist more interesting than that supporting character in scene #37.
Yesterday’s Dinner: Food Court BBQ chicken.

Movies: TAKEN - I don’t think it’s any surprise to you that I love kick ass action movies. When I first saw the *trailer* to TAKEN, I posted it on the blog because it looked like the kind of movie I would see on opening night. You know, a foreign film starring a serious actor. I was on somebody’s list and saw NIKITA at a screening long before the film came out. They told me it was a French action film, and as a fan of Melville and Chabrol and some of the other French genre guys, this excited me. But I was unprepared for even the opening shot! Wow! This guy Luc Besson was great! So I immediately rented SUBWAY and couldn’t wait for LEON and have seen everything he’s done since then... and wish he’d go back to directing. But directing a film may take a year or two, and he can co-write and produce a handful of films a year. I have no idea how he hooked up with the KARATE KID writer, but I wish it had been me instead. The films he and RMK have co-written always seem like they needed a couple more rewrites and maybe someone every once in a while to say “Bad idea, let’s do something else here” - but they are always good junky action entertainment. I was there on opening night for TRANSPORTER 3 and I was there on opening night for TAKEN.

Liam Neeson is one of those actors with a foot in serious drama and the other foot in the DARKMAN costume - I think he likes movies like this. Great that he’s playing the lead, here, because it turns a pretty much by-the-numbers revenge film into something better. It’s not a great film by a long shot, but imagine if they had cast Ah-nuld (oh, wait, they did and called it COMMANDO). Neeson brings not only acting to the role, but *attitude* - he can be serious and playful at the same time. When Neeson is torturing somebody, his taunts are light and amusing.

One of the things I liked about the film is that they allow Neeson to do some acting - he’s a divorced dad who seldom saw his daughter while she was growing up, and now that she’s almost an adult has retired and put his life on hold to try to make amends. They get the divorced dad thing right - it’s messy, with all kinds of unresolved issues. There is no happy ending - family gets back together feel in this film - this is a family torn apart and it’s going to stay that way. Neeson has never missed her birthday, and is stressing over her birthday gift - a karaoke machine. He reads over the specs and keeps going back to the electronics store - showing that he’s a guy who is all about the details and thinks through everything. When he wraps the gift, he carefully creases the corners of the wrapping paper - making them perfect. He is Mr. Precision.

We get a great scene at the birthday party - his ex-wife (Famke Janssen) has married a millionaire (played by completely underrated brilliant actor Xander Berkeley) and the party is at this mansion with heavy security. Neeson wants to give the gift to his daughter personally, but security wants him to put it in the assigned place. He is a complete outsider here, and they seem to be doing everything they can to get him to turn around and go home. But he gets past them, to his daughter and ex-wife. Ex-wife is still needling him, and *she* wants him to put the gift in the assigned place. He refuses, and has his daughter (Maggie Grace) open the gift in front of him. Now, we expect this to be the greatest gift ever, because he has spent so much time and effort selecting it... but the great thing about TAKEN is that again and again it does the unexpected. A boom box - because she wants to be a singer. Janssen snipes that she wanted to be a singer years ago... but Grace gives him a big hug anyway... and then Berkeley comes in with his gift - a Thoroughbred horse! She goes crazy, runs to the horse... leaving Neeson’s gift on the ground. Heart breaker. Major heart breaker.

The most OTN scene in the film is the barbeque with Neeson’s ex-spy guys. It’s a huge exposition dump disguised as guy banter - but the banter isn’t funny enough to make it work. At the end of the night they ask Neeson if he’d like to do some security work with them - these ex-spies now guard rock stars for a living. Neeson has always said no, but says yes this time... and helps guard this Shakira-like singer at a concert. Before the concert, he tells the singer that his daughter wants to be a singer and does she have any advice... and she just *slams* him. Again, in the Hollywood version she might have given some advice or at least not been so brutal. After the concert, when they are hustling the singer off stage, someone opens a door and a bunch of fans charge at her. The rest of the guys control the flood of fans, while Neeson gets the singer to her waiting car... but someone is waiting in the dark with a knife and attacks. Another unexpected event - we thought this was all about the fans, not an attack on the singer with the fans as the diversion. Neeson is prepared, takes down the attacker, stomps him, and gets the singer to the car and the car the hell out of there... in almost one fluid move. This guy is a badass!

Now the bitchy singer thaws and gives Neeson a business card with all of her contact info, and says if his daughter really can sing, she’ll do everything she can for her. Neeson realizes this is something rich stepfather Berkeley can’t do for his daughter - the business card is his big chance to connect with her. He arranges to have lunch with her, no ex-wife to ruin everything... but when Grace shows up, so does Janssen. But no matter what his ex-wife says, it can’t beat the business card, right? Maybe it’s *good* that Janssen showed, he can kind of rub her nose in it... But before he can get to the business card, his daughter asks a favor - she wants to spend the summer in Paris with her friend, and because she’s under 18, needs Neeson’s signature on a permission slip. The summer Neeson was going to spend getting closer to his daughter? She’s going to be in Paris. The whole conversation turns to allowing his 17 year old daughter to go to another country - where she could get into all kinds of trouble. The business card - which is what we expected the scene to be about - is forgotten.

When Grace and her friend get to Paris, they split a cab with a cute guy... and Grace discovers that the relatives of her friend they were supposed to be staying with are on vacation for the summer - so it’s just two boy-crazy girls in a Paris apartment. While she’s on the phone to Neeson, admitting that there is no adult supervision - some guys break into the flat and grab her friend. It’s sudden and unexpected and the struggle knocks over half the furnishings. Neeson tells her to find a bedroom and hide under the bed, then talks her through what will probably happen - including that killer line from the trailer where he says “You will be taken”. Hey, we though ex-spy dad would have some sort of plan to prevent that from happening! Nope. It’s inevitable. But we get a clever bit, here - Neeson tells her to leave the phone under the bed and yell out a description of the guys who grab her so that he can hear. The guys come into the bedroom, do a search, and leave without finding her... we are sure she’s safe! Then - YANK - someone grabs her feet and pulls her from under the bed. She screams her description, one of the badguys grabs the phone, Neeson makes his threat... and the phone is *smashed*.

But Neeson has recorded the phone call, takes the recording to one of his ex-spy buddies for analysis. Now, when they introduced all of these guys, I was sure they would end up part of the movie later on... but they don’t. The guys were played by recognizable character actors, so you think they will come back later in the story, Nope, This is it. One of the guys uses voice print technology and finds out that these guys are from Albania and even the exact village, based on their accent. Neeson packs his bags and jets to Paris to kick some Albanian ass.

Oh, and there’s a great bit of unexpected plotting here - two *wealthy* American girls are kidnaped. When the cute guy they share the cab with drops them off, the girlfriend says they have the whole fifth floor of the building... and the cute guy notes the expensive luggage and clothes and everything else. So, when the girls are kidnaped, we immediately think there will be a call to Xander Berkeley with a ransom demand. But there is no call. After being lead to believe this will be about ransom, it’s not. It’s a “white slave” ring - kidnaping tourist girls, getting them hooked on drugs, forcing them to work as prostitutes. Not what we expected. After setting up how rich Berkeley is for the first third of the film, the story does something else. That’s the thing I liked most about this film - whenever you thought you knew what would happen next, they did something you’d never expect.

Plus, these nasty Albanians can turn a carefree American girl on vacation into a drugged out whore in 96 hours - which gives us a ticking clock.

We get a couple more fairly clever scenes - one where Neeson walks through the Paris flat while listening to the phone call recording and matching destruction to sound. This helps him find clues in the flat. He finds the bedroom his daughter hid in, finds the smashed cell phone... and pulls out the chip. Takes the chip to a prints digital photos in some shopping area, and clicks through all of the cell phone photos his daughter took - including one of the two girls taken by the cute guy - and Neeson finds a reflection of the cute guy, blows it up, prints it...

And starts up the ladder of bad guys until he gets his daughter back.

Every time you think he’s finally found her, he hasn’t. We keep coming to that end scene where he kicks down a door, kills a bunch of scumbags, and rescues her... only she isn’t there. She’s been sold to somebody or transferred or moved, and Neeson must start all over again. There are many more completely unexpected things: A scene where he begins bothering a streetwalker to flush out her Albanian pimp - you expect Neeson to kick the pimp’s ass and force him to give information.... but he just apologizes and leaves, after planing a bug on the pimp. A scene where he’s kicking ass in a make-shift whorehouse at a factory - blankets hung on clotheslines to create rooms - and searches each “room”... spotting his daughter’s jacket (set up in earlier scenes) on the floor near a girl with long brown hair (like his daughter’s) who has just taken a conga-line of factory workers. You steel yourself for the heartbreak when he turns the girl’s face so that he can see it... not his daughter. But a clue to her - the drugged out girl remembers a street name and the *distinctive* color of the door to the building where they got her hooked on heroin. There’s a *great* unexpected scene where Neeson is cornered and shoots a *completely innocent* person in order to escape - doesn’t kill the person, but this is someone you *like*. Completely unexpected and brutal.

The film may be a straight ahead revenge flick, like GET CARTER or POINT BLANK, where the protagonist kills his way up the ladder until he gets to the person ultimately responsible, but even though the story itself is linear the scenes within the story are not. Unexpected things happen, and *anything* can happen. Neeson doesn’t win some of the fights, bad things happen to innocent people, and we are often lead to believe one thing will happen in a scene and then the exact opposite happens.

This unpredictability makes many of the scenes seem like they were made up on the spot, but really the opposite is true. These things take planning. As a writer, you either have to know your genre inside out so that you know exactly what the audience expects to happen in any given scene - so that you can do something completely different... or you have to create the expectations in the audience by leading them down the wrong path. Here we are constantly lead astray - after building up how wealthy Xander Berkeley is and dropping all of these clues that the girls were kidnaped for ransom... that’s not the case at all! After creating the expectations that Neeson is going to kick everybody’s ass - he just walks away from the pimp like an idiot tourist. After setting up a relationship between Neeson and this innocent person, he shoots them! Besson and Kamen had to create these expectations in order to subvert them. They had to know all along that Neeson would shoot this person so that they could make it seem like that would be the last thing Neeson would ever do.

One of the things I thought was clever about TAKEN was that the girls go on vacation to Paris - so that this French film can actually be shot in France.

The problems with TAKEN: Look, Paul Greengrass is now on my hit list for ruining action films. You can either do quick cuts *or* use a handheld camera. Can’t do both - because when the camera isn’t locked down and moves around, it takes our eyes longer to “grip” the image. When you do quick cuts we have less time to “grip” the image. Use one or the other and our eyes can “grip” the image and see what is happening. Use both and we don’t have time to see what that shaking image is before we are on to the next shaking image and it all ends up kind of a blur. We can process the overall concept of the scene, but not the specifics. Things get lost in the scramble of pixels and the sequence uninvolving and less affective. There are lots of ragged action scenes in the film, and another one of those car chases that looked like it might have been exciting and I wish I had been able to actually see it.

The film was also drama-deprived. Okay, I like kick ass action movies, but I also like a little drama and character woven in. It’s as if, after spending much of Act 1 giving Neeson some good acting scenes, they just got rid of anything that required acting for the rest of the script. There were even some good juicy scenes that seemed to be set up for drama - when Neeson is caring for the drugged out girl and tells her he’s the father of a kidnaped girl, there *needed* to be a scene. Heck this drugged out girl has a father, too - she’s exactly the same as Neeson’s daughter! Why not make that into a scene? Why not hold back a smidgen of the Neeson-wasn’t-there-for-his-daughter and use it here? Why not turn the girl into more than just a clue to the next round of scumbags for Neeson to kill? And in several other places in the film, I would have given Neeson a chance to do some acting. There was more drama in the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie!

Also, the villains were cardboard cut outs waiting to get killed. Sort of central casting bad guys. This goes back to Hitchcock, the better the villain, the better the movie. In the first PIRATES movie Barbosa becomes more frightening when his motivation is revealed and we *understand it* - now it’s not just a bad guy doing bad things, he has a motivation that makes so much sense we know he can’t be deterred. Barbosa has too much at stake to be talked out of this or give up if it becomes too difficult - and that makes him more frightening that the cardboard cut out bad guys in this film. They needed to take the villains - even the Albanians - and give them a human moment where we understood their motivations and understood that they would rather die than give up the information about Neeson’s daughter. That makes the task *more* difficult and *more* dangerous. Good villains make good movies. Cardboard bad guys make crap action movies like this - hey, great to see a guy kick ass, but better if it’s not just action porn and I *feel* something.

Still, pretty good action porn, mostly due to the brutal and unexpected stuff and Neeson... and a non-Hollywood ending.

- Bill
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